Is Your Username the Name Austin Calls You in Homescapes?

As I sit here, staring blankly at my screen, I'm reminded of the countless hours I've wasted watching Austin and Katherine circle each other like guilty Catholics at a post-church dessert bar. It's as if they're trapped in some kind of never-ending loop, with no escape from their tedious romance.

Austin, the suspenders-wearing lunatic, seems to be addicted to finding excuses to dodge his responsibilities. No matter how many stars I pour into the game, he always manages to come up with a reason to put off acting on his terrible urges. And to make matters worse, Katherine's whole deal is that she fixes flowers and is tediously in love with Austin.

I've lost weeks of my precious spare hours ignoring a clearly dilapidated staircase because some rusty suit of armor was holding the key to a long-lost family treasure. But of course, it turned out to be 'love' - the worst possible outcome. And if that wasn't bad enough, Austin had the audacity to force me (yes, forced) to lay awake into the depths of night repeatedly because he required stars to court Katherine.

Austin's crimes don't stop there. He's wasted hours of my life sulking about how the kitchen needs to be renovated, only to get completely sidetracked for 5-6 stars worth of tasks because his whining Mum wants to bake cakes on a TV show. It's no wonder I've lost all sense of time - Austin has managed to turn Homescapes into a never-ending nightmare.

As I sit here, feeling like I'm trapped in some kind of digital purgatory, I can't help but think about the Vatican's recent decision to create its own 'Minecraft' server. If you're feeling like griefer-in-chief and want to wreak havoc on the Pope's virtual world, then this might be the opportunity for you.

But let's get back to Austin and his never-ending drama. Is your username the name Austin calls you in Homescapes? Are you tired of wasting hours of your life watching him dawdle around? Then maybe it's time to take a step back and reassess your priorities. Or, you know, just keep on playing and see where this trainwreck takes you.

Is your username the name austin calls you in homescapes